slothgrip

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.

Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.

by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009

slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Slothgile

When your organization is as agile as a sloth

Those corporates are so slothgile, it takes ages to deliver something

by Clydee May 22, 2018