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Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

Sloppy Pile of Shit

Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.
Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.

Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.

Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!

Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......

Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
Sloppy Pile of Shit by BASEDLIFE November 13, 2011

sloppy shitter 

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.
Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night
sloppy shitter by anonymous January 8, 2025

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ) 

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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