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Definitions by toddyschmeckles

Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back
Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ) 

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)