A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

Slorntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

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Slotch

A slut, thot, bitch.

Lucy, quit being a slotch.

Slotch by quitty123456789 November 28, 2015

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slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

slonch by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

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slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

slotch by averagehungarian June 24, 2022