slontch

A slontch is just another word for a "shlong"....a very large dick

Damn bro, Landon has a slontch its at least 12 inches

by Big red🔥 June 16, 2017

Slotcher

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Slortch

Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time

Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!

by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

Slorntch

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

Slotch

A slut, thot, bitch.

Lucy, quit being a slotch.

by quitty123456789 November 28, 2015

slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022