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Slonch is used like the word slonk, except instead of a drink you’re consuming food
Marin slonched some coconut strips
Slonch by litcandle97 November 4, 2018
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Hey man can I slonch on those teeth?
Slonch by Beforkers August 23, 2020

slonch donkey 

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.
slonch donkey by SB Anon December 8, 2010

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
Trinidadian slang for being an overdramatic crybaby.
James said don’t be a sonch and go to the hospital for a little scratch on your neck.
Sonch by $oap April 17, 2022
The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on
I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach
Sloach by Sloach master August 6, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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