slommpings

the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.

I gave my grandma slommpings

slommpings by gov gov July 19, 2011

slomming 

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

slomming by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

schlommpings 

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

schlommpings by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011

Sloppings 

Short for "Sloppy toppings"

Guy 1: Dude, I'm sick of these sloppings falling off my burger.
Guy 2: Did you just say sloppings?
Guy 1: Yeah, I saw it on Urban Dictionary. It is short for sloppy toppings.

Sloppings by ImHypnotix October 6, 2021

Slomping 

Slomping A sloppy, slumpy, shuffling walking style

Looking neither right nor left the person in question was slomping along oblivious to the crowds bustling by.

Slomping by Catlins 38 October 26, 2018

slomming 

slomming is the act of utilising a camera improperly when filming something.

"Cameraman! can you please stop slomming the camera and point the camera at what you need to point the camera at!"

slomming by IFD September 1, 2018

slomping 

the act of chewing and slobbering

i’m over here slomping on this burger

slomping by nbdyaskdmaya December 17, 2021