Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 05, 2020

Slobbery

The act in which a person is gluttonous, untidy, unhygienic and releasing bodily gassed with no thought of consequence.

Girl: *eats 5 portions of plates*
Guy: “You’ve really got an appetite huh...”
Girl: *belches and farts*
Guy: “You’re the definition of slobbery!”

by Anonymous1847282718181 June 25, 2020

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 08, 2020