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slide job
to put one's penis between a woman's breasts while she holds them together around it and then move it up and down to achieve orgasm.
slide job by ElFabuloso September 2, 2007
Italian Slice Job
When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!
Italian Slice Job by Delwin penner December 4, 2025
Slide Hammer Hand Job
Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010
Ganymede Slimejob
Ganymede Slimejob by kinxle January 19, 2025
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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