Ganymede

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Name for someone who is so far back in the closet they can see Narnia.

Also known as the largest moon of the planet Jupiter.

In Greek mythology, Ganymede was the most beautiful man on the earth. Zeus, the king of the gods and resident gang-banger, stole Ganymede from earth so he could become the water-bearer of the gods, aka Aquarius.

That guy is so beautiful, he's got to be a Ganymede!

Ganymede by Dardanos May 2, 2011

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Ganymede

Ganymede is the 8th moon from Jupiter And is the largest Moon in the solar System, It's even bigger then mercury!

"Did you know that Ganymede is Bigger Than Mercury?"

Ganymede by The_Actual_Definition January 28, 2023

Ganymede Slimejob

A handjob from a deepwoken cumslut

Hey! You owe me that Ganymede Slimejob you promised yesterday!

Ganymede Slimejob by kinxle January 19, 2025

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship

A relationship between two people where there is clearly an imbalance between looks, age or some other characteristic (but excluding wealth) that places the relationship in an immediate and stark power imbalance. This differs from sugar daddy / sugar mummy / toy boy relationships where wealth difference is the defining differential, and the relationship is base around a symbiotic exchange.

Related to Zeus (king of the Greek gods) who started an illicit relationship with Ganymede (a low born mere mortal) and elevated him to the position of Demi-God in Greek mythology when he could have had literally any other God, Goddess, Demi-God or human on earth including royalty.

Why is that young good looking successful girl going out with a divorced, broke, unemployed overweight guy with no prospects? He doesn’t even have a particularly nice personality.

I’m not sure - maybe she has low self confidence or perhaps she’s just addicted to Zeus-Ganymede relationships and all that power and security of knowing he’ll never cheat.

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship by Thefreelancetrader June 17, 2021

gannymede

Known as the 8th Moon of Jupiter and was used frequently in the seventeenth century in Britain as a term for young homosexual males.

Richard: I can be such a gannymede sometimes!

gannymede by Macdaddythecat March 1, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026