Ganymede 

Name for someone who is so far back in the closet they can see Narnia.

Also known as the largest moon of the planet Jupiter.

In Greek mythology, Ganymede was the most beautiful man on the earth. Zeus, the king of the gods and resident gang-banger, stole Ganymede from earth so he could become the water-bearer of the gods, aka Aquarius.

That guy is so beautiful, he's got to be a Ganymede!

Ganymede by Dardanos May 2, 2011

Ganymede 

Ganymede is the 8th moon from Jupiter And is the largest Moon in the solar System, It's even bigger then mercury!

"Did you know that Ganymede is Bigger Than Mercury?"

Ganymede by The_Actual_Definition January 28, 2023

Ganymede Slimejob 

A handjob from a deepwoken cumslut

Hey! You owe me that Ganymede Slimejob you promised yesterday!

Ganymede Slimejob by kinxle January 19, 2025

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship 

A relationship between two people where there is clearly an imbalance between looks, age or some other characteristic (but excluding wealth) that places the relationship in an immediate and stark power imbalance. This differs from sugar daddy / sugar mummy / toy boy relationships where wealth difference is the defining differential, and the relationship is base around a symbiotic exchange.

Related to Zeus (king of the Greek gods) who started an illicit relationship with Ganymede (a low born mere mortal) and elevated him to the position of Demi-God in Greek mythology when he could have had literally any other God, Goddess, Demi-God or human on earth including royalty.

Why is that young good looking successful girl going out with a divorced, broke, unemployed overweight guy with no prospects? He doesn’t even have a particularly nice personality.

I’m not sure - maybe she has low self confidence or perhaps she’s just addicted to Zeus-Ganymede relationships and all that power and security of knowing he’ll never cheat.

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship by Thefreelancetrader June 17, 2021

gannymede 

Known as the 8th Moon of Jupiter and was used frequently in the seventeenth century in Britain as a term for young homosexual males.

Richard: I can be such a gannymede sometimes!

gannymede by Macdaddythecat March 1, 2007