slepherd

A guide who leads the weary toward sleep using patience, wisdom, and zero tolerance for “one more episode.”

By 11 p.m. Maya had taken everyone’s phones and dimmed the lights. Absolute slepherd behavior.

slepherd by Aryal April 29, 2026

Shepherds maze 

Shepherds maze (sheps maze) is a highly secretive but allegedly exciting online alternate reality game in which players can join by invitation only and is loosely based on a bizarre journal found to have belonged to a paranoid schizophrenic in GA. Aspects of the game are taken directly from the journal in a way that re-enacts scenarios described within. Snapshots of the journal have been seen on Imgur and reddit under fake/ghost/newly created usernames but are usually deleted before anyone has had a chance to save them.

Dude I’ve been playing shepherds maze for a month and it’s so much better than any other ARG I’ve ever played.

Did you see that last snapshot of Shepherds journal? I wonder if there’s any clues that will be in the maze?!

Shepherds maze by Moderator # 19 June 23, 2018

shepherds maze 

An online and alternate reality/ augmented reality “puzzle” spanning several countries over the last 6 years. Players claim to be given orders to complete small tasks and are provided with “keys” in exchange. Shepherds maze is almost definitely tied to falkens maze, another, more exclusive game with less than 100 players in North America that often travel and meet in person to obtain keys and perform tasks.

Ignore that YouTube link, it’s probably someone just playing shepherds maze.

I heard that if you complete the maze they will pay you to moderate new players.

shepherds maze by R C Christian June 21, 2018

shepherd, get the flock out 

This is old military slang to advise to leave immediately. Shepherd, get the flock out of there, enemy armor spotted!

Shepherd, get the flock out of that position!!!

shepherd, get the flock out by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2017

hippie German Shepherd 

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

hippie German Shepherd by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014

derek shepherd 

a beautiful gorgeous T.V. neurosurgeon who we all wish we could date/be in real life

Girl 1: Ugh he's so perfect.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's no Derek Shepherd

derek shepherd by greysanatomyclay April 8, 2017

THE GERMAN SHEPHERD 

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.

Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!

THE GERMAN SHEPHERD by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022