sneezturbation

The act of stimulating one's nasal passge to create a sneeze. The sneeze can be referred as sneezaculation.

I love sneezturbating! My sneezturbation makes me happy.

by bigtreeworld May 14, 2009

sleepturbation

the important art of jacking off while sleeping

I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015