sleepscarf 

A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,

Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.

sleepscarf by amazingtickledemon April 25, 2017

sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.

- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.

sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

sleepsurf 

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

sleepsurf by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

sleepsurfing 

Surfing the web while effectively asleep.

I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' trance, I was on a site that was completely foreign to me with no idea how I got there.

sleepsurfing by G. Houck August 2, 2007

Skeetscarf 

When a Guy runs around a Girl "Skeeting" on
her Neck.

Last night my husband gave me a Skeetscarf.

Skeetscarf by Violent Hay April 5, 2009

Sleepscrolling 

When you're still recovering from a fat ass hit... now you're scrolling directionless through social media burnt outta ya damn mind...

"Ay look at Mike Hawk over there... he just went to Dabbington Hills - now he's just burnt, laying down sleepscrolling through thotties on TikTok...

Sleepscrolling by L3M0NZ January 18, 2024