Skeetscarf
Skeetscarf by Violent Hay April 5, 2009
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Skeetshart
The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.
Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."
Skeetshart by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015
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sleepscarf
A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,
Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.
sleepscarf by amazingtickledemon April 25, 2017
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