Skeetscarf

When a Guy runs around a Girl "Skeeting" on
her Neck.

Last night my husband gave me a Skeetscarf.

by Violent Hay April 5, 2009

Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

sleepscarf

A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,

Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.

by amazingtickledemon April 25, 2017