The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of
sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to
move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically
simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.
Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)
Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S
LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER
GUY'S
LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU
GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO
SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.
Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?
Jeff:
Sure...Is it socks..?
Ted: NO! It's socks.
Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-
Ted: MOIST.
