Sleeprun 

Performed by dedicated runners very early in the morning while they are still asleep.

Did you sleepwalk when you were young or even now?
No, but I sleeprun before breakfast when my schedule doesn't permit me to do it any later when I'm fully awake.

Sleeprun by Valyne April 25, 2021

sleepungry 

Being sleepy and hungry at the same time.

Synonym of hungreepy

"I'm hungry and i'm sleepy ........... i'm SLEEPUNGRY"

Person 1: "I'm too sleepy to eat. But I'm too hungry to sleep"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? You're sleepungry then"

sleepungry by - S May 2, 2010

sleepdrunk 

The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.

Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)

Jeff: Hey Ted.

Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.

Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?

Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?

Ted: NO! It's socks.

Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-

Ted: MOIST.

sleepdrunk by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008

sleepdrunk 

being in a state, where you are so tired, you start behaving as though you are drunk; eg. talking nonsense, unstable walk, forgetfulness, etc.

I am sorry, I just can’t think straight right now; I am so sleepdrunk.

sleepdrunk by urpersonaljesus May 14, 2022

sleepfunk 

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

sleepfunk by torthy December 4, 2005

Sleeperunit 

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

Sleeperunit by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

Sleeprupt

Just like Bankrupt in Monopoly.

I’m sleeprupt today.

Sleeprupt by Aarcot November 9, 2017