Top definition
One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.
"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"
by pearce duncan January 29, 2006
Get the mug
Get a slutmonger mug for your barber Gรผnter.
2
An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.
Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!
by Myles Wilson November 30, 2005
Get the mug
Get a slutmonger mug for your father-in-law Gรผnter.