slaughterbate 

When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate

slaughterbate by andyBOB September 26, 2005

Slaughterbait 

Something or usually someone who you can just dominate be it in a physical or mental manner.

Jerry: There was so much slaughterbait there last night but I still couldn't get a nut.
Kush: I know, I was cleaning house, came back with at least a truck full of bait

Rick: I totally slaughter baited that couch back there.

James: Yeah, going to Charlie Murphy's house and rubbing your dirty boots all over his suede couches was priceless.

Slaughterbait by Rebenga December 20, 2009

Slaughtermatic 

Slaughtermatic is another term for something like ear rape, or a loud, crazy sound.

In the band, My Chemical Romance's song, "Na Na Na", the line is used, "pumping out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive."

Slaughtermatic by KILLJOY_XXXX December 9, 2018

laughterbater 

1. One who makes one's self laugh, or a person who laughs at their own jokes.

2. A person who is turned-on by their own laughter.

If only Steve were as funny as he thinks he is; he's quite the laughterbater.

laughterbater by pulledup June 19, 2010

laughterbate 

(v.) to laughterbate. To masturbate while laughing. Similar to haterbate.

"I wish I could watch Porno and Chris Rock at the same time so I could laughterbate."

laughterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

laughterbate 

To unintentionally laugh while watching porn.

Tried to watch some porn from the 80's last night, their hair and outfits were so bad I just had to laughterbate

laughterbate by Just8soIcant March 26, 2011

Peyton Slaughterback 

A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.

Dude, I´m in a group with fucking Peyton Slaughterback.

Peyton Slaughterback by AustinYouKnowEXACTLYWhoIAm October 17, 2022