slaughterbate

When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.
After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate
by andyBOB September 27, 2005
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Rnat

To fart very low
Hey nobody heard me rnat.
by Andybob February 16, 2015
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five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)
I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
by andyBOB September 27, 2005
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ox cock

An enormous male penis
Dirk has got a real ox cock
by andyBOB October 05, 2005
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