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big slappy 

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2
i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy
big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football
Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

Slappy Cup 

Slappy Cup is a fast-paced, exciting drinking game that is played with at least 4 players, but can be played with a large group. Although the exact origins of Slappy Cup are unknown, it gained a strong following among students at the University of Illinois in the fall of 2009.

Slappy Cup is usually played with 13 cups arranged in a circular, flower-like formation in the center of a round table (one center cup, six cups surrounding the center cup, and six cups making up the outer circle). The center cup is filled with one beer, while the remaining cups are filled to a level similar to beer pong. There are two additional empty cups and two ping pong balls.

Players stand around the table, and the two players with the empty cups bounce the ping pong ball into the empty cup in front of them. Once the player has made the ball into the empty cup, they pass it to the player on their right, or if it was made on the first shot, to any player at the table. If the player to their right is also shooting, the player slaps the empty cup away and the cup they are passing goes to the player on the right of the slapee. The slapee must grab a cup from the center, drink it, and the now empty cup becomes their new shooting cup. Players can only slap the player to their immediate right. The last player to have their cup slapped must drink the full center cup.
Jaclyn played Slappy Cup for the first time last night and Chelsea kept slapping her and got she totally wasted.
Slappy Cup by Hey I'm a Master! June 28, 2010

Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

slappy balls 

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".
Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
slappy balls by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

Slappy Nappy 

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’
Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!
Slappy Nappy by Red monster boy June 18, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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