slapdance

violent masturbation attack

i was watching true lies last night, and i had to slapdance my girlfriend after seeing that beautiful hermaphrodite

slapdance by humphrey poohbag October 25, 2007

cleveland lapdance 

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

cleveland lapdance by osibisa October 20, 2007

Standing Lapdance 

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

Standing Lapdance by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

slamdance

a PUNK dance that is a spin off of the pogo that involves you running around clockwise or counterclickwise in a circle and flailing your arms about, and kicking you legs. the point is to have fun, not beat the shit out of someone.

man I slamdanced last night when i saw conflict it was kick ass.

slamdance by andrew October 1, 2004

Slamdance Chubby 

When obtaining a soft erection from the process of slam-dancing or other violent dance forms.

"I had a total slamdance chubby at the Bring me the horizon show last night."

Slamdance Chubby by Emosd1 October 3, 2009

slap dance 

The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotional outlet when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while in the nude. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I just think about the time I caught Seabass doing the slap dance in front of our bathroom mirror with my pink shower cap on, and I feel much better.

slap dance by VSK June 1, 2006

Lapdance  

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.

"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."

Lapdance by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009