slap-nap
Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.
slap-nap by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008
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Slap and Nap
This move is very similar to the Slop and Drop, but must be done with a partner. To perform the Slap and Nap, a man has sexual intercourse with a woman. Upon orgasm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the sexual act and the ensuing nap.
Slap and Nap by toogood June 26, 2007
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Slap and Nap
To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
Slap and Nap by ARLM September 19, 2010
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Slap and Nap by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009
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Slap and Nap by D-pop February 19, 2014
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Crap, slap, nap by O'Dog September 18, 2009
slapnap
When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.
Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."
slapnap by GunterClemson August 26, 2010
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