slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

Slap and Nap

This move is very similar to the Slop and Drop, but must be done with a partner. To perform the Slap and Nap, a man has sexual intercourse with a woman. Upon orgasm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the sexual act and the ensuing nap.

John: "Baby I'm tired, mind if I pull a Slap and Nap on you?"

by toogood June 26, 2007

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

slapnap

When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.

Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."

by GunterClemson August 26, 2010