The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 18, 2014

snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 17, 2014

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 18, 2014