slamcow

a rather larger female whose utters look like they have been slammed

Yo that bitch be a straight slamcow!

by SLAMdaCOW!! November 23, 2009

Slamacow

An exclamation used when something awesome has just happened.

Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "four!"

by Finn the Human Boy January 16, 2011

slamcock

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

by captainkirk August 19, 2004

slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

by Chip August 19, 2004

Slamtown

to have intercourse

Yo whats up i got 2 tickets to slamtown, you wanna come?

by Simple Jack February 14, 2009

Slamcore

Upper middle class caucasian men in there late 20's to late thirties. Who arguably came from the 90'2 Nu-Metal scene, Gangsta rap scene and/or nineties death metal scene. Lyrics usually with depraved acts of sex and violence raping women,animals,babies,shit sex etc etc.The Bands and fans of this scene usually walk around like they grew up in the roughest sides of South Central. Often talk in ebonics, sag there jeans and wear hoodies. In pictures you will often see these individual throwing up horns as if they were gang signs with uncomfortable amount of males only. The music will deal with a lot palm muting CHUG CHUG CHUG riffs. As the vocals will constantly sound as if the singer is saying BREEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEE.Avoid this style of metal at all costs!

Dying Fetus,Skinless,Guttural Secrete,Waking the Cadaver,Casketborn,Devourment
Alot of other Slamcore bands you will find signed to Sevared Records and also Unmatched Brutality Records

by FUCKTHEWHOLEFUCKINGSCENE April 22, 2009

California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California

Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch

by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019