Slam-a-cow!

An expression used when something surprising or upsetting occurs.

Ex. 1:
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"

Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"

Ex. 3:

Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"

by raindropkisses October 02, 2010