slackpole 

When you're working with three-quarters chub.

I drank too much tonight and had to give her the slackpole

slackpole by Taintress July 9, 2017

Slacknowledgement

Noun. The acknowledgement your employer gives you for any slacking off you do at work.

"Man, I was on my 2nd hour of Tetris when my boss slacknowledged me. Now I've got to work this weekend."

"I've gotten so much slacknowledgement at work, I'm pretty sure I'll be fired soon!"

Slacknowledgement by gossebaygrad June 8, 2009

Sackhole 

n. A party and bar game, derived from the "corn-hole" beanbag tossing game, invented by drunk people in Austin, TX.

OFFICIAL SACKHOLE RULES:

2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).

1. Coin toss determines first team
2. Each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. First team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. Scores are counted after all throws, as follows:

A complete miss of the board is negative points
If the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that's zero points
If a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that's equal points to a teams bet
If a sack goes in the hole that's double the bet points
Points aren't counted till the end of a round; Any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.

To win a team must reach 21+ points
Any team who reaches - 21 points loses

Tie-Breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.

"Wow, we had some great Sackhole that night, even though I almost broke off my toe-nail!"

Sackhole by SackholeCoach September 12, 2013

stackpole

Form of penis-breast intercourse, aka "tittyfucking," in which the male's ass is above the female's face, thrusting downward.

"Ian got bored with the regular tittyfucking, so he turned around and gave her the stackpole."

stackpole by TCF January 12, 2006

stackpole strongarm 

When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).

Q: Donkey punch? Yeah, that's when a chick's giving you head and you punch her the stomach, right?
A: No, that's a Stackpole Strongarm.

stackpole strongarm by Stackpole April 23, 2005

smackhole 

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

smackhole by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

Stackpolian 

Adjective. Used to describe when something is more difficult then it needs to be, usually done intentionally by design.

This stackpolian project I am doing should have taken 40 minutes max, but here we are, 47 hours later.

Stackpolian by DarrowOfLycos May 10, 2019