n00bspeek

Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.

N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!

by Drewbud315 August 27, 2007

(H)

The cool dude emoticon on MSN with teh shades - teh best emoticon EVER !!

Malcolm: DUDE !! you ROCK !!
Drew: (H)

by Drewbud315 November 15, 2007

Blaw

e.g. Blow, Scottish slang for Hashish.
Only used for describing Hashish.

Haw Tam, got any blaw ?

by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007

buttsuck

To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.

"Don't give the joint to malcolm dude, he'll total buttsuck it"

by Drewbud315 September 11, 2007

jack white

cockney rhyming slang for shite.

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."

by Drewbud315 July 06, 2007

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007