Drewbud315's definitions

ver drymouth

What you get whilst drinking dry vermouth

"Dude, could you pass the pepsi ?? I've got mad ver drymouth"

by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007

Dropoff

After taking a shit and standing up to wipe your arse, dropoff is the dod of shit that remains clinging to your hoop until you are upright, then falls off and lands on a number of places.... in your boxers, on the carpet, on your shoes etc... and is renowned for going un - noticed until it's too late.

"Yesterday in the office, Alan emerged from the gent's with mad dropoff down the back of his pants ! no - one told him and it ended up getting everywhere !"

by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007

jack white

cockney rhyming slang for shite.

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

king rib

The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !

"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

Blaw

e.g. Blow, Scottish slang for Hashish.
Only used for describing Hashish.

Haw Tam, got any blaw ?

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

Gam Gam

or "Gam Gams," alternate name for a blowjob, or a rushed, spur - of - the - moment sexual act.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.

"Do you gie gam gams?"

"Dude, I just banged this gam gam"

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007