Definitions by Drewbud315
Smooth as a Baby's Chuff
What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Extremely smooth.
Smooth as a Baby's Chuff by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
clumpf
An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.
"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."
clumpf by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
nut cutlet
A game that Americans play in the kitchen: You squat down in your sink with your balls dangling down into the waste disposal. With various targets set up on the wall around the "on" switch, you then have to choose which friend you want to eliminate a target with a BB gun or dart. You can't choose the same friend twice until everyone's had a shot, and you can only leave the sink when ALL targets are hit, or when you give yourself a Nut Cutlet.
nut cutlet by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
point break
The deciding moment during a crap, just before climax, when you know everything is going to be just fine. The riddance of the bulk of your intestinal content, the epitome of a satisfying shit.
"Aww dude, I thought I was having to go back to that chick last night with a clumpf... but just as I was losing all hope of scoring, I reached point break out of the blue and blasted that shit to hell!"
point break by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007