slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

slackjawed by uncle whippity January 14, 2004

Slack-jawed faggot 

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Slack-jawed faggot by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.

bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Slack jawed faggot by Billy bob April 14, 2003

Slack-Jawed 

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

Slack-Jawed by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

Slack-jawed idiot 

Anyone posing for a clickbait Youtube thumbnail.

No that's not a good pose you slack-jawed idiot.

Slack-jawed idiot by BlitzofChaos July 12, 2021

slack jawed yokel

Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.

Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"

slack jawed yokel by webtech May 10, 2005

slack-jawed faggot 

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio

Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.

slack-jawed faggot by alex December 29, 2004