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Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.
He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.
by Uncle Whippity May 09, 2004

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A distinctively-shaped small car built by Ford. Derided by some, although adored by owners.
"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
by Uncle Whippity October 05, 2004

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When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.
This place has recently gone to shirt.
by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005

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Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"
by Uncle Whippity May 07, 2008

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Urban film-maker in London. Famous for his Super-8 films of 70s and 80s punks, and more recent works exploring the world of BDSM. Captain Zip still makes all his work in Super-8 cine film, although a number of his works have been transferred onto video for storage in the archives of the British Film Insitute.
The quiet guy with the cine camera is Captain Zip
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

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The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.
not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out
by uncle whippity January 14, 2004

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Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.
It was good to go out with some fellow perves
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

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