Slackwit 

Someone who may be intelligent enough, but is intellectually lazy or undisciplined.

Man, what a slackwit! He rants on and on about politics, but he's never even bothered to find out what the candidates' stances on the issues are!

Slackwit by Krig the Viking February 26, 2009

slackitivity 

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.

"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"

slackitivity by the blue hatt, baby May 7, 2004

Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.

"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"

Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

slackbitch 

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

Slackwin

Referring to a useless DCO, usually breaks more than they fix.

Slackwin broke his computer while sleeping at work.

Slackwin by kimmmmmmmmmmk October 10, 2023

slackitude

Short for slacker attitude, or the general demeanor of an person with a lackadaisical and ineffectual 'devil-may-care' approach to life as a whole, which may prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. See Richard Linklater.

The singer's slackitude was threatening the future of the band, as a consequence of his chronic propensity to skip practices and show up late for gigs, coupled with his general lack of motivation to write new songs and shoot videos.

slackitude by ccaustic December 30, 2008