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An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.
Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"
Related Words

Slorstitute 

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.
That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.
Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013
An individual who is under the influence of promethazine(lean) and is slurring in speech still thirsty for more.
That bitch so slursty on that lean, had to cut her ass off! Slursty ass bitch!!!
Slursty by BruskaMa December 29, 2021

Slursday 

Any day when it has been decided that good times will be had, most likely involving some form of intoxication.
In order for a day to properly be referred to as Slursday, the customary Slursday declaration must be made, as such;
"Happy Slursday!"
From then on, said day will be remembered as Slursday, and good times will be had by all.
"Ayyo, we bout to go pop some bottles, and have ourselves a Happy Slursday!"
Slursday by The Big J-O April 1, 2009
To steal something from someone, like a parking spot, to cut someone off on the freeway, to steal a girlfriend. Mainly used in the surfing community
Dude, brah that guy totally just slarshed my wave brah.
slarsh by Zach Martin January 10, 2008
A slurshie is slang for a 7-11 slurpee. Originated by Mark B. and widely accepted by his minions (aka Eric M.)
Hey bro, you want to go get a slurshie and play some halo?
slurshie by Marky Moyd December 17, 2008