slarsh

To steal something from someone, like a parking spot, to cut someone off on the freeway, to steal a girlfriend. Mainly used in the surfing community

Dude, brah that guy totally just slarshed my wave brah.

by Zach Martin January 10, 2008

slarsh

was made up by a girl but then spread by Blaze and Huxley means the exact same thing as darsh

shut up you freaken SLARSH
Your the biggest slarsh in the school!

by blaze rodriguez January 4, 2008

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010

Starship repo

1. To bring someone's self-image or ego back from a fantastical "outerspace"; to humble someone out of a delusion; to disprove someone's fictional version of themselves

2. To ruin someone's dreams

"He had a few successes and has begun to believe his own hype. His ego is in outer space. It's time to repo that starship he's on and bring him back down to Earth."

"Patrick is so delusional and egotistical that he now considers himself above us all. He's due for a starship repo up there."

"My friend thought he was going to be a huge celebrity, but that starship appears to have been repo'd."

by lizclarkewrites May 21, 2019

Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

by DankPods February 21, 2020

Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'

"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

deep slash

very nasty remark fired at someone, usually in an exchange of
insults; verbal response to a cutting put down in an argument, but not always seriously; the name of the nastiest insult thrown out as the last word in argument; sarcastic response to a nasty remark

Bill: "You're so conceited you think your sh*t doesn't stink!"

Don: "Ooooooo, deep slash!!

by sparky3 February 26, 2011