skypew

a variant spelling for "Skype"
a.k.a. an auto correct spelling for "Skype"

"Wanna Skype?"
"Do you mean skypew?"

skypew by humanoid111111111111111111111 June 26, 2016

Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.

Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”

Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

skypemob 

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.

See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

ref: (facebook.com/pages/Jonathan-from-spotify/100858681286?ref=nf)

skypemob by jungboho July 18, 2009

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Skypwned 

To be owned/pwned by Skype as it loads several hours, days or weeks worth of group chat history since the last time you were online.

Extreme cases are caused by infrequent use of Skype while being part of a multi-user group chat.

(NumberOfPeopleInChat*WPM)*TimeOffline == Chaos

(12/10/2007 10:03:38 PM) Scotty says: Howdy y'all
(12/10/2007 10:03:51 PM) Tyler says: evenin'
(12/10/2007 11:39:50 PM) Scotty says: >>
(12/10/2007 11:40:27 PM) Tyler says: howdy
(12/10/2007 11:40:45 PM) Alyssa says: Helloooo yoooou
(12/10/2007 11:40:56 PM) Tyler says: how goes it
(12/10/2007 11:42:35 PM) Alyssa says: Suddenly tired I suppose
(12/10/2007 11:43:04 PM) Alyssa says: how bout you?
(12/10/2007 11:45:12 PM) Tyler says: not bad, not bad
(29/10/2007 09:15:36 PM) Adrian says: omg
(29/10/2007 09:15:45 PM) Adrian says: ouch, I just got skypwned
(29/10/2007 09:16:23 PM) Scotty says: D:

Skypwned by Age2003 November 18, 2007

Skype Bang 

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)

Tempest Skype Bang?

Skype Bang by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020