1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.

Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Sylvester

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.

If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...

Sylvester is fit fun that any good woman couldn’t live without.

Sylvester by SexyKel September 19, 2018

Sue Sylvester

Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.

When considering what to get Sue for Christmas since he had drawn her name for Secret Santa, Will listed:
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul

By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.

Sue Sylvester by MVgreen December 28, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026