skwoke

the imaginary process of sexual magic defined by doritos

LETS GO SKWOKING
where the fuck is my skwoke stick?

by icantstand_myself March 10, 2008

skoke

When you leave someone or something out. (For example, You don't invite someone to an event/party).

I got skoked from the party last night. I heard it was pretty lit.

by shanestotle June 14, 2016

skoke head

a skanky coke head; generally all coke heads are skanky but these "skoke heads" deserve a completely different word due to their excessive skanky behavior and coke addiction. you can usually find them sauntering the streets of los angeles searching for cock and coke, the majority of them in american apparel tube bras w/ film camera attached

Sydney: "omg i just sucked a dick for an 8 ball"
Jordan: "you're such a skoke head"

by thizzletriplets December 17, 2008

shwokered

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

skoke

the process of using Skype to smoke with someone who is not in the same room as you.

Ryan and I have a skoke date later tonight.

by Scoot Dogg October 8, 2010

Shwoke

The state of being shook and woke at the same time

Your soulmate: "I poisoned your drink with belach idiot"

You: "Fuck man I'm shwoke"

by TheBrazenBull August 3, 2017

Swoked

Being so absolutely shredded that you can no longer be classified as swole or yoked but rather a combination of the two. These individuals move around freely by flexing, thus warping all of the space-time continuum and creating a wormhole. Rendering all pussy ass cardio useless. (As if it wasn't before)

PUSSY: "Hey there fellas, i just ran a marathon." The 0%BFT SQUAD:"We do not concern ourselves with your trivial matters. We must go to the Cabot Creamery in Vermont to drink all of the liquid Whey to get even more Swoked .

by AlpAlm May 30, 2020