Definitions by AlpAlm

Swoked 

Being so absolutely shredded that you can no longer be classified as swole or yoked but rather a combination of the two. These individuals move around freely by flexing, thus warping all of the space-time continuum and creating a wormhole. Rendering all pussy ass cardio useless. (As if it wasn't before)

PUSSY: "Hey there fellas, i just ran a marathon." The 0%BFT SQUAD:"We do not concern ourselves with your trivial matters. We must go to the Cabot Creamery in Vermont to drink all of the liquid Whey to get even more Swoked .

Swoked by AlpAlm May 30, 2020