To be "swole" (meaning a large muscle mass), and "woke" (meaning to be very aware, feeling alive), at the same time
by Lonelyblock March 6, 2018
by CassoOFtnis January 31, 2019
When someone smokes tons of weed, but also actively rejects facts about reality and physics to the point where they sound like an entire backwards asshole every time they speak; A corrupted form of 'wokeness' brought on by lack of self-awareness, a deep, unrelenting suppression of base logic and a brain full of THC that the subject in question is blatantly unworthy of harnessing.
"Every time Chris speaks, he literally tries to weave magic into the fabric of how things work. Like, we get it dude, you studied at Hogwarts and majored in CBD, but you sound like a swoke douchebag. You're an adult. Not a 3rd grader. Please stop."
by DurPahDur July 10, 2020
To be "swole" (meaning a large muscle mass), and "woke" (meaning to be very aware, feeling alive), at the same time
by Lonelyblock March 6, 2018
Being so absolutely shredded that you can no longer be classified as swole or yoked but rather a combination of the two. These individuals move around freely by flexing, thus warping all of the space-time continuum and creating a wormhole. Rendering all pussy ass cardio useless. (As if it wasn't before)
PUSSY: "Hey there fellas, i just ran a marathon." The 0%BFT SQUAD:"We do not concern ourselves with your trivial matters. We must go to the Cabot Creamery in Vermont to drink all of the liquid Whey to get even more Swoked .
by AlpAlm May 30, 2020
by eugene b. December 13, 2007
She is so SWOKE that she cancelled everything. She lives in her apt with only a mattress and a fridge. EDIT : That mattress company just tweeted something she didn’t like so - she might just be sleeping on the floor now. Damn, she SWOKE.
by OHHHWORRRRD April 27, 2021