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Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006
skwizit
skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"
meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary
relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight
Derived from "exquisite"
meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary
relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight
"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"
"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"
"Don't mess with my skwizitness"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"
"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"
"Don't mess with my skwizitness"
skwizit by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008
Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome
When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch
"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"
*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*
"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*
"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007
skaijacksonstans
a dying TikTok account inwhich first gained fame by overusing a once mildly amusing meme centring around LaurDIY in July of 2020. they receive next to no views anymore and reupload the same videos every month inhopes to relive the days inwhich they were once mediocre.
skaijacksonstans by yourmotherisanuglywhore98 August 26, 2021
SKWID
Skwid: "Hi Greg, we are plyaing the games"
Greg: "Yes, I am better than you ar them"
Skwid: "No I will tell you a story"
Greg "Shut up"
Greg: "Yes, I am better than you ar them"
Skwid: "No I will tell you a story"
Greg "Shut up"