skwis 

n.
a gender neutral possessive pronoun used to replace that awkward his/her and to avoid that evil grammatical error of using their for a singular subject.

Everyone in the car should put on skwis seat belt.

skwis by scrappytheeagle October 21, 2010

Skwis 

To be unexplainably swift.

Uncatchable or unobtainable.

After Maurice came through, we got out of there skwis.

The defense tried to tackle Juju, but he was skwis.

Skwis by Skwis March 31, 2019

Skwisgaar Skwigelf 

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

skwizit 

skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"

meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary

relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight

"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"

"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"

"Don't mess with my skwizitness"

skwizit by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008

skissue

literally a skill issue. get better thx

skissue.

random hot man “fuck i cant kill you”

swag man “skissue.”

skissue skissue skissue

skissue by socialisliterallytoocool December 17, 2021

Skaish 

An old, dying language mainly used in central Europe. However, it is now only spoken by around 10 thousand people across the world.

The origin is not entirely known but suspected to have nordic origins

You speak Skaish? That's crazy, nobody speaks Skaish

Skaish by Marek Kowalski April 7, 2021

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome 

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007