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Skwink
A female equivalent of a twink but still retaining a feminine personality (or maybe not).usually under 5' or barely 5'. Being very petite thus observably cute by definition.
Lina is a skwink
skwink
derived from the work twink now used for straight people. A skwink is a person that has little to no muscle mass and can typically be used in place of the world "degenerate".
it's other definition also comes from the combination of two words, skrawny and twink.
it's other definition also comes from the combination of two words, skrawny and twink.
skwink by Distinguished Honest Gentleman June 29, 2026
Swinklefunk
1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.
2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.
3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.
3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014
Swinkling
Swinkling by Quazeswinkle June 8, 2018
Shwinkledoff
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018
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Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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