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skij by tidbit0001 December 26, 2009
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SKIJORDUE
skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues
A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.
*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees
VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing
To skijordue.
**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”
Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’
**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
Related Words
skij • Skijae • SkiJizzacum • skijjy • skijoozle • SKIJORDUE • ski.jxh • ski jump • Ski Job • Ski Jacket
Skijob
The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
Skijob by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
skijjy
That was so skijjy
Ski J
You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.
Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
Ski J by skijsallround February 1, 2010
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