skij

Walking around money. cash to get you from here to there.

pronounced: skidge
rhymes with bridge.

I need to go to the ATM to pick me up some skij.

by tidbit0001 December 26, 2009

SKIJORDUE

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue

Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”

by Samazon77 December 20, 2017

Skijob

The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.

Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.

by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011

skijjy

Whatever you want it to be

That was so skijjy

by Skijjy March 6, 2022

Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

by skijsallround February 1, 2010

skijoozle

n. The act of spilling liquid on one's self in a dribbling manner.

Past tense: skijoozled

n. "That glass is full; be careful that you don't skijoozle it all over your shirt!"

Past Tense: "Oh no! I just skijoozled milk all over my brand new shirt!"

by CityKitty February 24, 2011

Skijae

BESTFRIEND YOU COULD EVER HAVE. SHE KEEPS SHIT REAL. AND SHE CAN FIGHT!!!

Skijae dont play

by bettykat May 11, 2022