skwaddler 

a really cool guy

I think John is a skwaddler

skwaddler by qasta May 31, 2022

Kentucky Saddler 

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.

1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.

Kentucky Saddler by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

Horse Straddler 

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

the ol' Willy Saddler 

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

the ol' Willy Saddler by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021

Swaddle 

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

sqwaddle 

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

sqwaddle by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009