Definitions by Pwon

Horse Straddler 

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

Mary Won 

A different term for marijuana.

x: daaaym Mary Won looks dank!

y: shutchyo brownass up tyca bitch sheeeit and load another bowl

z: fuck that lets roll another spliff

Mary Won by Pwon June 28, 2010