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After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

sqwaddle by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016

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sqwaddle

When someone walks in a way that is both squanting and waddling. In the animal world this is best shown by a penguin.

With a pile of books and folders, Sarah the penguin sqwaddles her way through the cramped halls of WHS everyday.

sqwaddle by G-Man the Sex God April 24, 2007

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Swaddle

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

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Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

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swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

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squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

squaddle by Snakarino June 19, 2008

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Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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