sqwaddle

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016

sqwaddle

When someone walks in a way that is both squanting and waddling. In the animal world this is best shown by a penguin.

With a pile of books and folders, Sarah the penguin sqwaddles her way through the cramped halls of WHS everyday.

by G-Man the Sex God April 24, 2007

Swaddle

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

by Snakarino June 19, 2008

Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019