skuses

excuses.
when someone tries to make up silly, and most often obviously fake reasons why they didn't do/know something.

Dawgie - Luke, I am your father
Luke - no you're not :/
Dawgie - dude wtf, Star Wars?
Luke - o right! no i'm just out of it today
Dawgie - aint nuthin but skuses.

by bangemonium March 21, 2013

skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

by slowent December 9, 2009

Skussy

Skussy is an abbreviation for skull pussy. This is created by sunstiitch on TikTok

Person one: Where is the battery box for the Halloween decoration?
Person two: it lies in the skussy

by Chaotically gsy September 21, 2021

skused

Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers

Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.

by 885clinton springs August 26, 2017

skused

Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.

STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.

by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017

Skused

Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.

Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Skuss

Skuss is the creamy white substance ejected from a man's penis, preferably onto a woman's (or women's) face. Skuss can describe the act of skussing, the desire to skuss, and in any other manner of referring to semen. A common synonym for skuss is ball juice.

That bitch loves to lick my hot skuss as it drips down her face.

by bugonawire February 10, 2010