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Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.
STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.
skused by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.
Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.
Skused by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
to work all day and actually do no work
i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.
skuse by slowent December 9, 2009
To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor
Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!
Skuced by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010
One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.
"Woah that dude is soused"
Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005
Word of the Day on March 14, 2026
im saused
Saused by richardson sauses May 31, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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