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Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.
STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.
skused by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.
Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.
Skused by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
to work all day and actually do no work
i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.
skuse by slowent December 9, 2009
To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor
Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!
Skuced by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010
One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.
"Woah that dude is soused"
Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005
Word of the Day on March 14, 2026
im saused
Saused by richardson sauses May 31, 2004
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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