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one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.
"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"
skumped by ducken January 14, 2008
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Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.
My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.
Skumped by zubb00 January 15, 2011
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Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018
when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch
skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003
To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
Slumped by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Slumped off the Loud 

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.
"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"
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