Skamped

The past tense of Skamp. this is the shit you take after eating an excessive amount of seafood, especially at Long John Silvers.

Dude, after last nights dinner at Long John Silvers, I skamped all over Phils toilet.

by MargoMauler June 28, 2009

skamped

it means ur fucking screwed, or ur fucked

Shit i didnt study for the test, im skamped!

by pretypenutbutter April 12, 2024

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Vash The Stampede

Vash the Stampede is a legendary gunman from the anime Trigun. He’s reputation is not correct to his character. He will never kill anyone or let any one die in any circumstance no matter how the situation looks. There is only one person he has killed, and he is ever remorseful. Vash is a person that every one fears and no one be leaves that he is Vash because he is nothing like his reputation of destroying entire towns if he wants to, and killing thousands on a whim. He will intimidate any one to save a life.

"Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time."
-Vash

by VMVash April 20, 2005

slampede

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede

All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!

by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011