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skullsucker 

(n.) A jaded, stupid or unimaginative person who, by his/her negative or ambivalent reaction to another person's enthusiastic plan or idea, or by a general malaise about everything, sucks the life force directly out of the other person's brain.
I don't discuss my plans around him anymore; I've learned the hard way that he's nothing but a skullsucker.

She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.

Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.
skullsucker by COrcutt February 13, 2014
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Skullfucker 

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Skullfucker by D Pereira December 30, 2003

Governmentally Skullfucked 

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.
We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

Skullfuckery 

Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.
1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.

2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.
Skullfuckery by spazmate December 8, 2009

Skullfucker 

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.
e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)
Skullfucker by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003

skullfucker 

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.
That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.
skullfucker by SoulChain January 22, 2014

Skullfucker 

Skullfucking is just another name for intense oral sex where the "top" takes the lead and actually fucks the mouth until he shoots his load.
These two guys took turns skullfucking me until they both shot huge loads in my mouth and throat.