A person who tries their hardest to mooch off of friends, family, etc. This act of 'skimping' may be completed in various different ways such as forcing people to give you rides, asking for people to pay for you and just never paying them back, and going to someone's house and eating all of their food. Skimps are notoriously known for never saying thank you. Someone is NOT a skimp if people OFFER these services and are happy to do it.
Me: Jesus H. Christ, that kid Ryan is SUCH a skimp. He made me drive him across town to get food and then had me drop him off at his friend's house and didn't invite me.
You: Shit. Did he say thank you at least?
Me: Nahhh. Does he ever say thank you?
You: Never. Your girlfriend Chiara is a skimp too right?
Me: Are you kidding? I have no problem driving her around. In fact im happy to do it. She's not a skimp at all. Also she repays me sexually
You: Shit. Did he say thank you at least?
Me: Nahhh. Does he ever say thank you?
You: Never. Your girlfriend Chiara is a skimp too right?
Me: Are you kidding? I have no problem driving her around. In fact im happy to do it. She's not a skimp at all. Also she repays me sexually
by Theadorable July 29, 2010
A type of fart to where the ass cheeks are squeezed tightly together during such said fart, producing a high-pitched squeel.
When that car stopped on the pavement of a parking deck, I began to reminisce about the time Otto skimped.
Dale Doback skimped during his job interview and was rejected for the position.
Dale Doback skimped during his job interview and was rejected for the position.
by Hagggard March 19, 2009
Definition: A skimp is someone that has no self-respect and dresses like a sharmouta. Usually found at the local hang out or standing on the corners collecting coins. We are the skimp detectors.
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