skrity

a british girl who tries so hard to be american .

look at me drinking hot chocolate on the bus'' .. ''dude your in england stop being a skrity

skrity by egg yemen June 24, 2011

Skrittle

Not a skillet.
Used when unable to remember the word for skillet

You put in a weird sock, you cook it up on a......skrittle?

Skrittle by Rasputins_boyfriend January 25, 2021

skritches 

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.

Hey kitty, want some skritches?

skritches by Dmanusos March 1, 2018

skrittles 

a breath mint for a fart

skrittles.

skrittles by yup457 December 14, 2009

Skritt 

A person who exploits their body in a dormitory. (Dorm Whore)

That person hooked up with at least seven different people from the same dorm. Dang, what a skritt!

Skritt by P. Willy March 30, 2009

skirty

someone who flounces around art wankers, usually an art student with low self esteem , trying to get pantsy in order to attain some kind of delluded recognition in their ( usually ) local art scene.

Mary : " Hey! why is Nancy hanging around that ugly old man, and should we tell her that her glass is empty and the wine is about to run out..?"
Tina " Oh thats blah blah blah .....He is the Blah blah blah of the blah blah ...i think he is involved with the blah down at blah..........."
Nancy : "BLAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Mary: "Oh what a total skirty"

skirty by Doctor mow mow November 7, 2011

skritch 

The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.

He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.

skritch by Jim Maskel February 1, 2008